How was your day, daddy?

Every night when daddy gets home from work he asks Eli about his day and one night this was thier conversation:

Daddy: Eli, how was your day?

Eli: Good, how was your day, daddy?

Daddy: Bad.

Eli: Oh, why? Because your friends wouldn't play with you today?

Bedtime

Me: Eli its past your bedtime
Eli: Yay!
Me: You have to go to bed now.
Eli: No, you said my bedtime has passed so now i dont have to go to bed.