Elijah started Kindergarten this year and back in September during his first week of school he told his teacher something I couldn't believe. He got off the bus and I asked him how his day was:
Elijah: Good. My teacher told me she's going to have to talk to the nurse about me.
Me: What? Why?
Elijah: Well, she told us to take out our folders and I didn't hear her. So she said Elijah I asked you 3 times to take out your folder. I said I'm sorry but I suffer from short term memory loss.
Me: What? Why would you say that? What did she say?
Elijah: She said she will have to talk to the nurse about my short term memory loss.
Me: Great. This is going to be a fun year :)